Your ideal (realistic) replacement for Pardew?

Who would be the better NUFC manager?

Pardew
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Soiled Rag
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Hows that funny in the slightest? please do enlighten me....
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Nufc187 wrote:
LONDONTOON wrote:Come on Franky <3

Might s*** myself and clap and go to Newcastle and jump off the Tyne Bridge because my life couldn't possibly get better



Not having a go at you or owt but you shouldnt really joke about that like, some bloke jumped off the very top of it the other day, he survived the jump but died later in hospital, horrible crack like, horrible scenes too, everyone stood watching and filming it/taking photos <disgrace> <disgrace> <disgrace>
Without being harsh, if some idiot is that stupid, they don't deserve the air they breathe. Natural selection <awe>
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Jaiston wrote:
Nufc187 wrote:[/color]


Not having a go at you or owt but you shouldnt really joke about that like, some bloke jumped off the very top of it the other day, he survived the jump but died later in hospital, horrible crack like, horrible scenes too, everyone stood watching and filming it/taking photos <disgrace> <disgrace> <disgrace>
Without being harsh, if some idiot is that stupid, they don't deserve the air they breathe. Natural selection <awe>
It was a deliberate act to take his own life, hardly stupid as the result was what he'd intended. We don't know what mental state that poor sod was in so it's probably unfair to pass judgement.
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Aldridge Prior wrote:
Jaiston wrote:
Without being harsh, if some idiot is that stupid, they don't deserve the air they breathe. Natural selection <awe>
It was a deliberate act to take his own life, hardly stupid as the result was what he'd intended. We don't know what mental state that poor sod was in so it's probably unfair to pass judgement.
In that case, he's an idiot, for disrupting peoples lives instead of doing it quietly, attention seeking. <roll>
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Anyway, back on topic. If De Boer came to Newcastle I'd give myself a caustic soda enema.





(Please god I hope no one has recently died as a result of a caustic soda enema.)
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Jaiston - you sir, what an absolute knobhead you are mind! dunno how you have the nerve to say he deserved it, horrible bastard.

back on topic...
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De Boer is not going to come to us <laugh>
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The Rock Lobster wrote:De Boer is not going to come to us <laugh>
Can but dream <whistle>
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LONDONTOON wrote:Is Ronald Koeman a decent manager? OBVIOUSLY an excellent player but he's 3rd favorite
I remember back in the BBC 606 days when no one wanted Koeman because he'd "be too defensive" <awe>

Since then we've had Big Sam and 3 years of Pardew <laugh>

I cant see Ashley looking any further than Hull for our next manager unfortunately, and thats if Pardew even gets the sack.
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I don't want Koeman because I'm still bitter about the 94 World Cup. Which is my only real knowledge of him...
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I have read on another sites he's more functional than Total football. Koeman out. <mob>
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Well as manager of Feyenoord he's been playing a 4-3-3 system averaging 2 goals a game so I guess that would suggest fairly attacking
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Last month I was in Rotterdam to visit a friend and I managed to get some tickets to see Feyenoord - Waalwijk. I was actually impressed with Feyenoord style's: keep possession, exploit wings and get early crosses in. They attacked all game and the players were really comfortable on the ball. Wouldn't mind him here
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Averaging 2 goals a game in the Dutch league with a team like Feyenoord probably isn't difficult.
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Would anybody be tempted by Ryan Giggs? I wouldn't - too inexperienced for me - but he's being lined up as the long-term Man U boss in a few years, so clearly Fergie et al. think he has potential.
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Speedo wrote:Would anybody be tempted by Ryan Giggs? I wouldn't - too inexperienced for me - but he's being lined up as the long-term Man U boss in a few years, so clearly Fergie et al. think he has potential.
No not for me. Remi Garde would be my number 1 target.
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Speedo wrote:Would anybody be tempted by Ryan Giggs? I wouldn't - too inexperienced for me - but he's being lined up as the long-term Man U boss in a few years, so clearly Fergie et al. think he has potential.
They also thought Moyes had potential.
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By the way, odds checker on our next manager (shortest odds only):

David Moyes 6/4
Tony Pulis 7/4
Steve Bruce 4/1
Laudrup, Koeman, Di Matteo, Clark, Sherwood, Hoddle 16/1
Joe Kinnear, Gianfranco Zola, Jurgen Klinsmann, Kevin Keegan 20/1
Peter Beardsley, Rene Girard, Steve Clarke 25/1
Paolo Di Canio, Stuart Pearce, Dennis Wise, Harry Redknapp, Gus Poyet 33/1

BetVictor's odds are so f***ed up!
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Laudrup is at 16/1 <erk>
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