Your ideal (realistic) replacement for Pardew?

[dls]

He was there for 6 games, yes admittedly a s*** 6 games but 6 games.

He was responsible for the players they signed in summer.

Poyet had a transfer window and they were equally as s*** afterwards.

[Blue & Maroon]

Moyes.

[overseasTOON]

Let's be honest. Even the soiled rag is too good for this board.

[UlversToon]

Moyles!

[Captain Obvious]

Moules

[Lidl]

A pool of tepid ejaculate could outmanage him at this point.

[bodacious benny]

Gary Neville.

[Jaiston]

Gary Neville.

Wouldn't replace his best mate.


Joe Kinnear, come back, all is forgiven.

[Heisen]

A pool of tepid ejaculate could outmanage him at this point.

#pardewout #tepidejaculatein

[TJR]

Literally anyone or anything.

[Heisen]

At this stage I'd rather have Ashley himself.

[Ramone]

At this stage I'd rather have Ashley himself.

That would be f***ing amazing

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Please

[Colly]

Look at those abs.

[nufc1991]

I can just picture if we do sack Pardew and we start poorly next year, all the national media and 'pundits' will be giving it large, this is what they deserve for sacking Pardew, what do they expect up there etc etc.

Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. They seem to think it's crazy he's under pressure.

[bodacious benny]

It defies belief that a lot of pundits think the pressure on Pardew is unfair. We've been rubbish for pretty much two years now. He continues to play players out of position, use the same formations that rarely work, use the same set piece routines that never work, fails to get the best out of players, ignores promising youth team talent, persists in giving Shola game time even though he's scored two PL goals in about the last two seasons and will be out of contract next season, gives people a run of games in the team (when forced to) yet drops them even if they show good form etc. etc.

Our record this year for GS and GC is terrible, even with Cabaye we were never free scoring. If we fall behind then he has no idea how to change things and get results, if we go infront he's more than equipped to make us lose the lead (as we have done on countless occasions) with negative tactics even when we're well on top.

At what point does the man not deserve to have the fans on his back! How many games do we simply implode or not turn up (see Sunderland, Southampton, WBA, Fulham, Swansea, Man U, Spurs, Chelsea)...he's clueless.

[TJR]

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Howay man Ashley get him signed up before Spurs do! All will be forgiven if you can pull this off!

[overseasTOON]

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Howay man Ashley get him signed up before Spurs do! All will be forgiven if you can pull this off!

Bless you Frank for the lovely sentiments but I fear that we've gone beyond sleeping and are in fact in a vegetative state.

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

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Howay man Ashley get him signed up before Spurs do! All will be forgiven if you can pull this off!

Not unless he's friends with Ashley on facebook