Holywell e/w (saver on Un Temps Pour Tout - trainer of this loves to lay one out for the Festival)
The New One 6/1...wins
Vroum Vroum Mag should win. Or Polly Peachum e/w if you don't like backing favourites. She's the most like to beat VVM and if she finishes second or third you still have a total small profit on the each-way
Holywell e/w (saver on Un Temps Pour Tout - trainer of this loves to lay one out for the Festival)
The New One 6/1...wins
Vroum Vroum Mag should win. Or Polly Peachum e/w if you don't like backing favourites. She's the most like to beat VVM and if she finishes second or third you still have a total small profit on the each-way
Aloomoo in the last
Good luck
BBBOOOOMMMMMMM Un Temps Pout Tout wins at 14/1 with Holywell e/w in second. You can all nosh on my 18 inch shlong you are all my little b****es. Bow down to me. Bow you f***ing f***s. Oh and what's that. Yessss Vroum Vroum did win. That's right, work the balls too you little pansy f***s.
Went with your UTPT and Holywell tip for that race. Went with The New One and Aloomoo as well. VVM is the only one I didn't go with. Still a profit overall though so cheers
This is is the worst day of the week lads. I don't have many fancies. Maybe just wait till tomorrow? If you can't then:
Yanworth will win the first. He's around evens so if that's not for you just enjoy seeing a monster star of the future against some fairly average horses.
The second race is a straight shootout between More Of That and No More Heroes. More Of That has better hurdle form but No More Heroes' size meant he was always going to be better over fences (he's a big bull of a horse. The noise from Ireland is that NMH is a monster, a future Gold Cup winner etc etc but More Of That has the form in the book, is very classy and could indeed himself be a future Gold Cup Winner. I'll be betting him with Ladbrokes, who are money back as a free bet if second. I think he's bound to be in the first two whereas No More Heroes will likely either be a machine or actually a whole lot of hot air.
Third race I don't really fancy anything so small interest only bets on Hunters Hoof and Politologue.
Fourth race is the big one. Un De Sceaux, the new kid of the block, will likely win assuming he doesn't fall (fallen 2 out 7 over fences, absolutly pissed the other 5 beating most of today's opposition at some point.....but there won't be a dry eye in the house if Sprinter Sacre can serve it up to him. In his hayday one of the best horses of all time....he couldn't could he!?)
5th race meh
6th Race: COO STAR SIVOLA is my big one today. 22/1 with bet365, each-way top 5 places. (all other firms are top 4). I'm going to be wading in fellas. Wading in.
7th Race: It's the bumper....stick a pin in! Coeur Blimey is a nice price and shouldn't be too far away.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOO STTTTTARRRRRRRRRRRRRR we will take third my small willied friends at 22/1 we take third. And Sprinter Sacre wow wow wow wow wow. WOW. WOW, WOW, WOW.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should be ok ish after two days. We've had fun. Smell you tomorrow. I hope at least some of you are a) betting b) doing ok