Things in football that shouldn't piss you off but do

[Cheik the room]

1) Players wearing gloves - whatever the weather.

2) Fans leaving in the 93rd minute instead of waiting 30 more seconds for full time.

3) Every player shaking hands with each other before the game.

4) Neutrals, and even more so pundits, referring to Man U or Man City as "United" or "City".

[bodacious benny]

5) FA cup 3rd round draw not being on a Sunday.

[steviemac14]

1) Music after goals.
2) Pink boots.
3) People dressed head to toe in club merch.

[bodacious benny]

Players wearing 2 different coloured boots.

[Cheik the room]

Players kissing after goals

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Drums and artificially manufactured "atmospheres". Shove them up your arse please.

[biggeordiedave]

Grown men fighting over which football team they support.

[SandyNUFC96]

Fans who bring Tablets to matches

[PTAO?]

People who get pissed off at people leaving whenever they like.

[MultipleJesuses]

1. White boots.
2. Booing an opposition substitute coming on, especially when it's a youngster making their debut or something.
3. English media regarding English players.
4. How any former player can automatically be an analyst.
5. Defenders getting away with manhandling and wrestling moves in the box.
6. Music after goals.

[biggeordiedave]

People who get pissed off at people leaving whenever they like.

Would you walk out of a film or before a band's encore?

[davidbrown]

1) Players wearing gloves - whatever the weather.

2) Fans leaving in the 93rd minute instead of waiting 30 more seconds for full time.

3) Every player shaking hands with each other before the game.

4) Neutrals, and even more so pundits, referring to Man U or Man City as "United" or "City".

1.) But they look so cool...and bicycle shorts under the real shorts, or long-sleeve shirts, or those thermal tops under a real shirt...has anyone ever worm Lycra long-johns? or a Lycra onesies

2.) If you don't want to be there then don't buy a season ticket...plenty of people want to be there for real.

3.) i like that. respect. brings an emotional element to the game. eye each other up like boxers.

4.) i like neutrals (helps stop the violence) but hate "pundits, referring to Man U or Man City as "United" or "City". " which city? there are 999?

MY OWN: people referring to the football world cup as THE world cup. so bloody arrogant and dismissive of every other sport in the world. FIFA, commentators that know less than the fans (all of them??), ...there are more...

[Cheik the room]

Umar Farooq

[bodacious benny]

Umar Farooq

[davidbrown]

Grown men fighting over which football team they support.

especially when they're...

1) dressed head to toe in club merch.

[davidbrown]

Fans who bring Tablets to matches

[beatski]

Fans who bring Tablets to matches

bleedin druggies

[Yacob]

Half and half scarves.

[SandyNUFC96]

Players with stupidly high squad numbers

[Colly]

The fact that we play adverts rather than music on our PA system despite the fact about a third of the ground can't see the s***ty telly.