Newcastle Utd vs Bournemouth - 05/03/16

[Don Sholeone]

Sissoko is a f***ing joke! every time he f***s up he sticks his head down and makes no attempt to make amends, prick!

[MulticulturalMag]

absolutely terrible, f***ing zombies in front and they don't give a flying ****. shelvey only one putting a shift. ayoze and gini invisible. we need to win this game ffs show some urgency you overpaid cronuts

[Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB]

Time for McClaren to get angry and to pull out the brolly.

[TJR]

Load of f***ing s****. They released that statement saying they're behind the manager, well they certainly aren't playing for him. Doesn't help that he's a clueless fuckwit like but not even the lack of ability just the lack of effort is whats most alarming. Shelvey is the only player who looks up to the fight, aye he's s**** but at least he looks like he f***ing cares and is trying to win the game. The rest of the spineless tossers don't even appear to give a s****.

[Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB]

The team can't score goals, but on the bench we have a CL regular goal scorer.

[Lidl]

We used to have a teacher who, when he was angry, would always stumble over his words. Because of that everybody took the piss and his dressing downs were just another chance to laugh at him.

That's exactly how I imagine Steve's half time talks have been going.

[ALF]

Just got in, been as bad as it sounds?

[UlversToon]

Just got in, been as bad as it sounds?

Worse!

[Duke]

Thank god we went to Spain. That did the trick - we should be OZk in the 2nd half after that team building event

Done wonders!

[UlversToon]

Big 45 minutes coming up for McClown and an even bigger 45 minutes for that chump Charnley!

[ALF]

Positive news is that if rumours are to be believed McClaren is getting sacked.

[ALF]

Shades of Duff at Villa park in that own goal.

[Duke]

Just got in, been as bad as it sounds?

You'll be gutted to hear Dummett was so s**** he got taken off after half an hour. Also I'm sorry to say Shelvey has made a few decent passes.

[Shadowthrone]

What a s*** show so far

[HowayTheLads]

Too late for me to stay up and watch this shower of s***. Just hope results don't go against us and we remain in touching distance.

[overseasTOON]

This s*** has to stop.

Making a chestnut, rum and chocolate vacherin!!

[MulticulturalMag]

mitro on

[Duke]

Riviere off? He was the only player who looked sort-of dangerous

[Wedge Head Tiote]

I'm reduced to hoping for a Bournemouth red card

[originallad]

Ffs. What about Doumbia. If losing means McClaren gets sacked then I hope we lose. But knowing our luck we'll lose and he'll stay.