I can't wait for Saturday, I hate the close season, the Olympics have been a good distraction, I enjoyed them more than I thought I would, now I'm more than a little fed up with seeing Olympians on every advert at the moment, but the games still need to be paid for.

For the first time in ages I don ...

OT, are you old enough to write your memoirs yet?

You definitely need to make a start now.

5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:GRADUATED

Well done You, hope it's the first of many achievements.

It's their loss Munster, the 'Swines'.

If he comes to Newcastle and kisses Cabaye like that there may be a few tears on here, .............they wont be mine

overseasTOON wrote:

The Secret Ingredient wrote:Back all beered up and got the pizza in for tonight

Office is closing at half four today as we're booked into the pub to watch the match with a free bar

Who's a lucky boy then, a free bar....


Tomorrow.....

I hope no one suggests Rule Britannia

One that always gets your hair on the back of your neck standing for me is Scotland's always love hearing it when the rugby is on

Nowt wrong with Irelands either <gent>

Is the Scottish one, 'Flower of Scotland'?
Not sure if it's the national anthem, Mr Ltf ...

It's a pretty tidy scar, hope it's not too painful, have you been told to rest your knee or be as mobile as you can?

I don't care for our National anthem, England should have it's own, I wouldn't mind Jerusalem.
I do rather like the German Anthem quite rousing, and I do like the French Anthem, 'La Marseillaise'.

Dear Father Des, on a girls night out I was unable to keep up with the others, I had discarded (unknown to the rest of the group) several drinks at various points throughout the pubs, ie plant pots etc., I was becoming increasingly concerned as we were drinking some awful stuff, and I was feeling ...

I did think twice about posting it after your previous comments,

Dear Father Des, on a girls night out I was unable to keep up with the others, I had discarded (unknown to the rest of the group) several drinks at various points throughout the pubs, ie plant pots etc., I was becoming increasingly concerned as we were drinking some awful stuff, and I was feeling ...

Welcome SOAP!

Just met Tino, think I frightened him.
Starstruck and all that.
He's ok now though, I'm off to get photo!

Welcome Cabaye Curious, I'm also from S.Tyneside, I try to keep telling myself it's the nice part.

Forgive me father Desmond I've been a poor friend, a group of us were in our village pub, (affectionately known as Royston Vasey) enjoying a beverage, we were out in couples I should add, one of the lads went for a smoke, one of the ladies left soon after to have a smoke also, they're both married ...

Donkey Toon wrote: Bishop Desmond has gone strangely quiet. I'm worried that i won't be forgiven

We forgive you, you've brought great joy to the forum, we can tell you're genuinely sorry, ( or embarrassed, no matter)
you regret it! <forgivenesssmiley>

Where do I start? ... Bishop Desmond I have many sins to confess, but i'll start with this one ...

When I was in my early twenties I went on a work's do to Jersey and during the course of the night became very drunk. On arriving back at my hotel with about 50 of my colleagues I heard splashing in ...

I read a pretty great story from a guy on another forum years ago, I'll try dig the link out. Basically though he was in a club and was absolutely wasted so needed to throw up. So he charged into the bathrooms and headed for the nearest cubicle, barged in and there was a guy sitting down taking a s ...

Archbishop Desmond is now my absolute favourite, I'm reading some of his comments to the in laws, we're having a right laugh.