New Members: Introduce yourself here!

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New Members: Introduce yourself here!

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Good to see you've signed up. If you've not posted yet or if you've only made a handful of posts since joining and want to say hi, use this thread. You'll find that people here are a mixture of weird, insane and creepy but always friendly, so get involved and say hello. Everybody here wants to see new people so whoever you are, you'll be made welcome. Please familiarise yourself with out rules, which can be found here.

Here's some tips that might help you out with getting used to the place, if you haven't been a long term reader:

Shearer's eBar
General Discussion has this as a thread for random chatter or subjects that possibly don't deserve their own threads. You can bring up pretty much any off topic conversation in here and it'll get discussed.

Beardsley's Bistro
This section of the website is for more specific off topic discussion and it is always visible from the front page. You can talk about all other sports, video gaming, music, film and television or engage in a political or social debate depending on which subsection you want to browse.

Match Day Threads
This is our match day thread archive of all matches since the forum began. Every time Newcastle play a match we'll have a thread in the main Newcastle United section for people to discuss it. Whether you live outside of England, far away from Newcastle, you're stuck at work or just simply couldn't make it to the game; these are usually the most popular threads we have and you'll probably have a hard time keeping up with how fast the replies come shooting in throughout the 90 minutes.

Arcade
We have a flash games arcade here if you like killing time online. If you re-register your account in the arcade section you'll be able to save your highscores and see how much better you are than everybody else. The Arcade also plays host to the games in the Flash League, which is a mini flash games competition we have here. If you're interested in joining in that competition, just ask in that section or General Discussion and somebody will point you in the right direction.

We also have Facebook and Twitter pages which get used a fair bit, so if you like it here, do your bit to help get us known more by Liking and Following!

Any more questions you have, you can just ask in the relevant place and somebody will help you out I'm sure. Otherwise feel free to PM any of the Site Admins or Global Moderators. Here's the list of them: http://toonforum.co.uk/memberlist.php?mode=leaders" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So go ahead and get stuck in, enjoy <ok>.
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'Hi,
I'm skalpel and I hate people that hate people, as I'm a people person'
Last edited by KingoStarr on Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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KingoStarr wrote:'Hi,
I'm skalpel and I hate people'
<wenger> Stop discouraging people.
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skalpel wrote:
KingoStarr wrote:'Hi,
I'm skalpel and I hate people'
<wenger> Stop discouraging people.
Editted for you Sir Skalpsalot
The <erk>'sburg dynasty is over 3 seasons, 3 division 1 titles.
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KingoStarr wrote:'Hi,
I'm skalpel and I hate people that hate people, as I'm a people person'
This is even more discouraging. <wenger>
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The first new user to post on this thread will win a prize.
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Don't be shy Google[Bot].
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KingoStarr wrote:'Hi,
I'm skalpel and I hate people that hate people, as I'm a people person'
<laugh>
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skalpel wrote:The first new user to post on this thread will win a prize.
*cue mad scramble to set up alternate accounts*
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beatski wrote:
skalpel wrote:The first new user to post on this thread will win a prize.
*cue mad scramble to set up alternate accounts*
I can tell if anybody does this <wenger>.
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3 guests viewing. Sign up you cronuts <monster>.
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biggeordiedave wrote:3 guests viewing. Sign up you c**** <monster>.
Why did I make you mod again? <scratch>
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Gimme my prize!
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By the way, entry to the February clique has now expired.
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Prizes are only for legit new members, Pull The Arfa One.
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Toshiro wrote:Gimme my prize!
<wenger>
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Hello I am new. You may think I am old and in a used profile but I am new. I have no proof other than my word which is very trustworthy. Thanks for the prize. :)
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skalpel wrote:Prizes are only for legit new members, Pull The Arfa One.
What?
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skalpel wrote:Prizes are only for legit new members, Pull The Arfa One.
Do I get a prize for tricking you?
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The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:Hello I am new. You may think I am old and in a used profile but I am new. I have no proof other than my word which is very trustworthy. Thanks for the prize. :)
Have a new rank.
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