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Just go through that link and select from Newcastle and lower.. let's see who thinks we'll go down..

I filled it in and we ended up 1 point off relegation. That's with us picking up a point at home to WBA. So if we lose all 4.. we're in trouble.

ALSO, f*** GRIMSBY.

I got

Newcastle
Hull
__________
Burnley
Sunderland
QPR

That is us picking up 1 point against westham.

Leicester 38 -16 40
Aston Villa 38 -22 39
Newcastle 38 -21 36
Burnley 38 -26 34
Sunderl 38 -23 33
Hull 38 -14 32
QPR 38 -21 30

3 points safe!

I have us to finish 13th. Do I ever learn

I got


WBA
Leicester
Newcastle
Hull
Villa
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Sunderland
QPR
Burnley

I'll try and make this clear as to what I've got each team getting.

Newcastle
0 v. Leicester, 1 v. WBA, 0 v. QPR, 0 v. West Ham = 36

Aston Villa
1 v. Everton, 3 v. West Ham, 0 v. Southampton, 3 v. Burnley = 39

Hull City
1 v. Liverpool, 0 v. Arsenal, 3 v. Burnley, 0 v. Tottenham, 0 v. Man Utd = 35

Leicester City
0 v. Chelsea, 3 v. Newcastle, 1 v. Southampton, 0 v. Sunderland, 3 v. QPR = 38

Sunderland
3 v. Southampton, 0 v. Everton, 3 v. Leicester, 1 v. Arsenal, 0 v. Chelsea = 37 (subnote - I think they'll pick up 1 point in those last two games, I'm just not sure against which team).

QPR
0 v. Liverpool, 0 v. Man City, 3 v. Newcastle, 0 v. Leicester = 30

Burnley
1 v. West Ham, 0 v. Hull, 1 v. Stoke, 0 v. Villa = 28

Leicester 38 -16 38
Sunderland 38 -23 37
Newcastle 38 -21 36
Hull 38 -14 35
QPR 38 -21 30
Burnley 38 -26 28

When do we get Cisse back from suspension?

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:When do we get Cisse back from suspension?

Last 2 games, I think.

With Cisse back for the last two, I can't see any way Sissoko would get in the first team. But you know Carver will put him CM next to Colback and f*ck it up.

Southern fairy wrote:With Cisse back for the last two, I can't see any way Sissoko would get in the first team. But you know Carver will put him CM next to Colback and f*ck it up.

I'd rather have Moussa playing than Ryan Taylor at CM, hopefully with Dummett coming back as well we won't see Taylor again.

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:

Southern fairy wrote:With Cisse back for the last two, I can't see any way Sissoko would get in the first team. But you know Carver will put him CM next to Colback and f*ck it up.

I'd rather have Moussa playing than Ryan Taylor at CM, hopefully with Dummett coming back as well we won't see Taylor again.

Should be Abeid or Anita. Gives you balance. Sissoko thinks he's f***ing Maradona.

Star-Lord Mehdi wrote: Sunderland
3 v. Southampton, 0 v. Everton, 3 v. Leicester, 1 v. Arsenal, 0 v. Chelsea = 37 (subnote - I think they'll pick up 1 point in those last two games, I'm just not sure against which team).

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Where on earth have you got the inclination from for those results?

Southampton are a far superior team, Leicester have just won 4 in a row, and Sunderland are facing Arsenal away at the Emirates when they've just got 16 out of a possible 18 points in their last 6 games.

Your predictions seem to fly in the face of common sense.

I've got us getting 1 additional point by the end of the season and finishing above, but only just, the relegation zone.

Goat wrote:

Star-Lord Mehdi wrote: Sunderland
3 v. Southampton, 0 v. Everton, 3 v. Leicester, 1 v. Arsenal, 0 v. Chelsea = 37 (subnote - I think they'll pick up 1 point in those last two games, I'm just not sure against which team).

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Where on earth have you got the inclination from for those results?

Southampton are a far superior team, Leicester have just won 4 in a row, and Sunderland are facing Arsenal away at the Emirates when they've just got 16 out of a possible 18 points in their last 6 games.

Your predictions seem to fly in the face of common sense.

Since when has predicting the Premier League run in be best served by using common sense? They're all based on my gut and the first outcome that came to my mind.

Star-Lord Mehdi wrote: Since when has predicting the Premier League run in be best served by using common sense?

I thought that was a given, but fair enough, your choice.

Cisse is back for West Brom I believe, so he will play the last three matches. We will also have Jamaal Lascelles available for the last three given he is in the PL squad this year.

Goat wrote:

Star-Lord Mehdi wrote: Since when has predicting the Premier League run in be best served by using common sense?

I thought that was a given, but fair enough, your choice.

In all fairness, look at Sunderland last year or Wigan in 2012. Wigan had 22 points after 29 games. They then won 7 of the last 9 including wins against ourselves and Man United at home, and Liverpool and Arsenal away.

If common sense in football always prevailed then we'd all be rich as f*ck from all the winning bets.

ALF wrote:

Goat wrote:
I thought that was a given, but fair enough, your choice.

In all fairness, look at Sunderland last year or Wigan in 2012. Wigan had 22 points after 29 games. They then won 7 of the last 9 including wins against ourselves and Man United at home, and Liverpool and Arsenal away.

Yeah they could well do that, but let's be honest, if we're applying common sense to the predictions here, it's not looking good for them against Southampton, Leicester or Arsenal.

If we try to predict some possible but unlikely shock results, we may as well just close our eyes and type any old random s*** into the predictor.

Goat wrote:

ALF wrote:
In all fairness, look at Sunderland last year or Wigan in 2012. Wigan had 22 points after 29 games. They then won 7 of the last 9 including wins against ourselves and Man United at home, and Liverpool and Arsenal away.

Yeah they could well do that, but let's be honest, if we're applying common sense to the predictions here, it's not looking good for them against Southampton, Leicester or Arsenal.

If we try to predict some possible but unlikely shock results, we may as well just close our eyes and type any old random s*** into the predictor.

It's a bit of fun, chill yer t*** man