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[biggeordiedave]

The fact that the main dancer in the video is wearing a Guy Fawkes mask means he MUST be a complete bellend.

[TheLittleGeordie]

Banter and Twitter are fine <wenger> Chundering I agree is an imbecile's word but I've never heard anyone say loltastic

Banter was a terrible word before the twats started using it and it's still a terrible word now <wenger>

[Ramone]

Banter I don't even know why I bother getting annoyed at current trends because they just get replaced by something equally annoying a few months down the line.

[Blue & Maroon]

The fact that the main dancer in the video is wearing a Guy Fawkes mask means he MUST be a complete bellend.

It's probably Human or whatever he's called now.

[Blue & Maroon]

Banter and Twitter are fine <wenger> Chundering I agree is an imbecile's word but I've never heard anyone say loltastic

Banter was a terrible word before the twats started using it and it's still a terrible word now <wenger>

Banter is a perfectly legitimate phrase when used in moderation <wenger>

[Ramone]

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[Al-Calo]

Banter was a terrible word before the twats started using it and it's still a terrible word now <wenger>

Banter is a perfectly legitimate phrase when used in moderation <wenger>

Maybe once upon a time, but it and lad have been seized and tainted by cronut culture. Top bants.

[ALF]

You've got to be a top lad to get away with using the word 'banter'.

[Blue & Maroon]

I don't like 'bants'. Unless it's tongue in cheek.

[The Ameobi Brothers 2000]

I'll readily admit that I've used banter and chunder circa 2007 when I was in the first year of my highly successful academic career.

Banter was at the time yet to become associated with the sort of people whose sexuality, having been severely suppressed at a boarding school of some sort, blossoms unexpectedly into perversions such as sitting on a bench with 20 ham headed cronuts and singing a song while pulling your cock.

In the matter of chunder I have no defence. I was also in a drinking society.

[Seagull]

[Acid Hippo]

Lad is just the worst word ever.

[biggeordiedave]

Lad is just the worst word ever.

This. I hate seeing people I know using phrases like "TopLAD" .

[The Ameobi Brothers 2000]

I use lad a lot when addressing groups of males as a collective as I think "Alright boys" smacks of paedophilia and "Alright friends" is suggestive of a certain degree of creepiness. Have never referred to myself as a lad though.

This is in part due to the fact that it would be obnoxious and in part owing to the fact that I smell like a school canteen, have self-confidence issues, various penile dysfunctions and a secret fetish for women aged 6-9.

[Dr. Bishop]

I haven't come across anybody saying banter unless it is about a conversation, something like "Yeah I was just having a bit of banter with the lads", and I personally don't see what's wrong with that. There is a guy on my course who says nothing but LAD, you will all be glad to know he is an imbecile who will end up as a janitor somewhere. Have to admit that I have on occasions used chunder though, despite the fact I find its use annoying <grim>

[biggeordiedave]

I also hated it when people went through a phase of saying things like "epic win" and "that is so full of win" <wenger>. Talking like a f***ing idiot doesn't make you sound cool.

[The Ameobi Brothers 2000]

Craic and logomachy are great substitutes for banter, one Celtic, the other Hellenic. Two for one only today at the Ameobi Brothers Synonym Emporium.

Enough of this puerile nonsense. Observe the following quandary: by 9.00 pm I will have both ejaculated and prepared a lovely chicken-based curry for my own perusal. I do not know which will happen first and which second, nor do you, and we cannot know until I act on my primal impulses. Is this a Schroedinger's Cat type scenario, whereby nobody knows of my erectile status as I live in a damp, gloomy box with some immigrants, or is this Kirkegoord's existential paradox, namely that we must live forwards while looking backwards.

[The Situation]

I also hated it when people went through a phase of saying things like "epic win" and "that is so full of win" <wenger>. Talking like a f****** idiot doesn't make you sound cool.

Dave you win the internet..............

[The Situation]

Standard is another vile word!

[Seagull]

Or when people refer to something mundane and ordinary as 'cheeky'

'Just been for a cheeky nandos'

f*** off.