Match day thread - Newcastle Utd v Leeds Utd

[Toondes]

Cabbage features is soo lucky fans aren’t in there.

[originallad]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

[UlversToon]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

Still time to throw all that away if Bruce is in charge in this parallel universe you speak of.

[originallad]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

Still time to throw all that away if Bruce is in charge in this parallel universe you speak of.

Guardiola is our manager thankfully.

[Donkey Toon]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

Despite the possibility that there may well be infinite parallel universes in which this game is being played I am still sceptical that we are winning this game or top of the league in any of them.

[Toon Ireland]

Cabbage features is soo lucky fans aren’t in there.

Imagine paying for a season ticket to watch that s****!

[Captain Obvious]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

Despite the possibility that there may well be infinite parallel universes in which this game is being played I am still sceptical that we are winning this game or top of the league in any of them.

[Toon Ireland]

I'm half tempted to ring up BT to call the fella on the phone a cronut

[Captain Obvious]

I remember being at McLaren's last game and it was a toxic, rancid atmosphere. I honestly think we were playing better football than we are now. We haven't created a chance in the PL in weeks, that Wilson header against Sheffield United the last I can recall.

[originallad]

Just take solace that in a parallel universe we're 3 nil up and top of the league.

Despite the possibility that there may well be infinite parallel universes in which this game is being played I am still sceptical that we are winning this game or top of the league in any of them.

[Captain Obvious]

I'm half tempted to ring up BT to call the fella on the phone a cronut

Ask if there's a way to mute Steve Macmanamanan first

[bodacious benny]

I remember being at McLaren's last game and it was a toxic, rancid atmosphere. I honestly think we were playing better football than we are now. We haven't created a chance in the PL in weeks, that Wilson header against Sheffield United the last I can recall.

Most Toxic atmosphere I’ve been to was Stoke away towards the end of Pardew.

Bruce would be getting similar now.

[QPR Rolo1092]

Hi everyone.

QPR fan here - for those who need a stream for this or any other game, hesgoal is by far the best stream out there. It's totally free and shows every TV game + Sky Box Office for boxing. I know you fans are not enjoying your football at the mo but I send you sincere good luck for the second half and the rest of the season.

[originallad]

I've had to mute it. Can't stand Mcmanaman. Shame you can't just mute the commentary.

[UlversToon]

Hi everyone.

QPR fan here - for those who need a stream for this or any other game, hesgoal is by far the best stream out there. It's totally free and shows every TV game + Sky Box Office for boxing. I know you fans are not enjoying your football at the mo but I send you sincere good luck for the second half and the rest of the season.

Totally free isn't a price worth paying to watch us at the moment!

[Toon Ireland]

How bad will it have to get for Bruce to get the bullet?

[originallad]

Straight at the goal keeper. Ffs sake Almiron. At least we've had a shot on target.

[overseasTOON]

Shot. On. Target.

57 minutes.

[Toon Ireland]

Shot. On. Target.

57 minutes.

More like 6 matches!

[originallad]

Yes!