Confirmed: Steve McClaren Appointed Head Coach

[Speedo]

ALLLBBBEEERRRTTTT Oohhhh that is ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS

[Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB]

Guys, stop it! For a sec I thought my time machine finally works and almost s*** my pants.

[skalpel]

Surely the s*** would be flying back into your arse?

[Acid Hippo]

[biggeordiedave]

Surely the s*** would be flying back into your arse?

You have a dark mind.

[overseasTOON]

I motion we put this theory to the chairman of the PSA.

[Micky Quim]

I motion we put this theory to the chairman of the PSA.

If time is moving backwards, I agree with Skalps. The brown egg would return up ones chocolate starfish

[Aldridge Prior]

Surely the s*** would be flying back into your arse?

You have a dark mind.

He needs a warm bath and a cup of tea. And a hug.

I can make the darkness go away Skalpel













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[Lidl on my phone]

You have a dark mind.

He needs a warm bath and a cup of tea. And a hug.

I can make the darkness go away Skalpel <hug>











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Seems time travel can do that too <roll>

[beatski]

log on to your account on your phone <wenger>

[benny barber]

Not sure where to post this but who gives a phuck! Newcastle united is a joke. Not long to go in the transfer window. Been linked to every horse s*** player and his dog so far and no surprise no signings been made. The new manager even his taking the piss out of it. Building up hype and no ones been bought so far. Charlie austin? Thauvin? Bas dost? Mitrovic? Make a signing already. A big name at that. Or else get disappointed again. Newcastle isnt my fav team but most peoples second team. Hope for the sake of newcastle fans and supporters that they start doing something very soon.

[Holystone...]

Not sure where to post this but who gives a phuck! Newcastle united is a joke. Not long to go in the transfer window. Been linked to every horse s*** player and his dog so far and no surprise no signings been made. The new manager even his taking the piss out of it. Building up hype and no ones been bought so far. Charlie austin? Thauvin? Bas dost? Mitrovic? Make a signing already. A big name at that. Or else get disappointed again. Newcastle isnt my fav team but most peoples second team. Hope for the sake of newcastle fans and supporters that they start doing something very soon.

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Considering the window doesn't open till 12am Wednesday 1st July, your post makes you look a mug. Then looking at your spelling ability , it makes you look like a simple mug. Suggest you sharpen up your rhetoric or this might be your only post.

[overseasTOON]

Not sure where to post this but who gives a phuck! Newcastle united is a joke. Not long to go in the transfer window. Been linked to every horse s*** player and his dog so far and no surprise no signings been made. The new manager even his taking the piss out of it. Building up hype and no ones been bought so far. Charlie austin? Thauvin? Bas dost? Mitrovic? Make a signing already. A big name at that. Or else get disappointed again. Newcastle isnt my fav team but most peoples second team. Hope for the sake of newcastle fans and supporters that they start doing something very soon.

Not long to go in the transfer window?

It's not even officially open yet.

I'll happily take a competent signing over a 'big name' as well.

[Toondes]

gone are the days of a Marquee signing. I just wish there was some transfer news to get excited about.

[Don Sholeone]

You have a dark mind.

He needs a warm bath and a cup of tea. And a hug.

I can make the darkness go away Skalpel













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Spoiler

[Heisen]

Not sure where to post this but who gives a phuck! Newcastle united is a joke. Not long to go in the transfer window. Been linked to every horse s*** player and his dog so far and no surprise no signings been made. The new manager even his taking the piss out of it. Building up hype and no ones been bought so far. Charlie austin? Thauvin? Bas dost? Mitrovic? Make a signing already. A big name at that. Or else get disappointed again. Newcastle isnt my fav team but most peoples second team. Hope for the sake of newcastle fans and supporters that they start doing something very soon.

Alright JC, we know you're upset about not getting the post permanently but get yourself on holiday and have some chill time, there's a good lad.

[Double Agent Bruce a.k.a DAB]

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[Speedo]

I suspect tomorrow the full coaching staff will be announced

[Colly]

gone are the days of a Marquee signing. I just wish there was some transfer news to get excited about.

Couple of gazebo signings would do me.

[Toondes]

A couple of ground sheet signings would do me.