Match day thread - Newcastle Utd v Leeds Utd

[UlversToon]

Agent Bruce ?

Turned out to be a double agent!

[Toondes]

Mode field is non existent. They’ve got some much time is worrying that Bruce can’t see it

[originallad]

The past 10 matches remind me of what we were like under McClaren.

[Toondes]

Shelvey is absolutely w***. No redeeming qualities at all

[overseasTOON]

Mode field is non existent. They’ve got some much time is worrying that Bruce can’t see it

He's bedazzled by the running of Leeds.

[UlversToon]

Almost yearning for the Carver days!

[originallad]

Well done Shelvey you absolute moron!!!

[Captain Obvious]

Shelvey from 40 f***ing yards man. We have no plan.

[UlversToon]

Palace v West Ham sounds a better watch.

[Captain Obvious]

Palace v West Ham sounds a better watch.

Paint drying sounds a better watch

[Donkey Toon]

Haven't been able to find a stream that works. Sounds like i'm fortunate.

[Toondes]

Schar playing through balls. That’s what you are meant to be doing Shelvey you useless cronut

[HowayTheLads]

First half of utter s****. We can't pass. We have no game plan. Defence is a shambles. Only chances come from corners and even then we don't trouble keepers.

Utter, utter s****.

[bodacious benny]

Wonder if we can become the first team to ever sack a manager at half time. Would be nice.

[Toondes]

We are awful at the back - awful in midfield - awful in attack. What the f*** is Bruce working on ? It’s got to the point where I just laugh now. Sleeping walking to relegation 100^•%

[Toondes]

Leeds players soft as s**** doesn’t help.

[seaside nipper]

Tick tock tick tock nearly time for Bruce to walk

[overseasTOON]

Palace v West Ham sounds a better watch.

Paint drying sounds a better watch

Got a stream?

[originallad]

We are awful at the back - awful in midfield - awful in attack. What the **** is Bruce working on ? It’s got to the point where I just laugh now. Sleeping walking to relegation 100^•%

He'll move on to goalkeeping next to get the full set.

[DR Congo's Wissa's Marvellous Grin]

Wonder if we can become the first team to ever sack a manager at half time. Would be nice.

I think Paddypower did an advert about that