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Cal wrote:

Aldridge Prior wrote:
I am not a virgin with crazy rapey eyes.

So you've finally caught a victim them?

If by 'caught' you mean 'paid for' and by 'victim' you mean 'prostitute' then yes. Yes I have.

Cal wrote:If I was the username changing type (apart from for Cabaye ) my name would now be Debuchy's Forced Smile.

Still haven't DIVA'D ( <wenger> ) over this yet.

So..





Yay

AcidHippo wrote:Still haven't masturbated over this yet.

So..





Yay

I came prematurely...

In August when we should have signed him

AcidHippo wrote:

You're one to talk

"Many people are saying I've taken a backwards step, but many people don't really know the Premier League and this club. I can tell you that within 2 days, I could see this was a very big club. When I was watching the Everton game from the stands, I had goosebumps, it's phenomenal. Newcastle are in a false position in the league given its size, the stadium, the fans...this is a great challenge ahead and I hope that in the next few matches we will rise up the league."

Such a flirt

I wonder if he will marry me

These posts are seriously worrying because I thought I was the only one who wanted to violate his bottom.

Swarley wrote:These posts are seriously worrying because I thought I was the only one who wanted to violate his bottom.

So Debuchy must be crying watching this game. He has watched two mistakes from a RB in the games he has watched. Lets hope he will improve things drastically

Regarding Debuchy: (via Chris Ford) Pardew said his stats in medical were better than ANYONE who has done the test!!!

Do you know who else looks good on stats?

Danny Simpson.

Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

Unlucky Mathieu

He'll probably hand in a transfer request before the end of Jan

Why aye Cabaye wrote:He'll probably hand in a transfer request before the end of Jan

Could you blame him if he did

Mathieu #Debuchy et Hervé Renard seront les invités de #LuisAttaque lundi à partir de 16h sur #RMC ! #RMCsport

Debuchy will be interviewed on RMC tomorrow.

HeatonMag wrote:Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.