The Mathieu Debuchy Thread

[Aldridge Prior]

I am not a virgin with crazy rapey eyes.

So you've finally caught a victim them?

If by 'caught' you mean 'paid for' and by 'victim' you mean 'prostitute' then yes. Yes I have.

[Ibra]

If I was the username changing type (apart from for Cabaye ) my name would now be Debuchy's Forced Smile.

[Acid Hippo]

Still haven't DIVA'D ( <wenger> ) over this yet.

So..





Yay

[Le Quiff]

Still haven't masturbated over this yet.

So..





Yay

I came prematurely...

In August when we should have signed him

[Acid Hippo]

[Aldridge Prior]

You're one to talk

[Jaiston]

"Many people are saying I've taken a backwards step, but many people don't really know the Premier League and this club. I can tell you that within 2 days, I could see this was a very big club. When I was watching the Everton game from the stands, I had goosebumps, it's phenomenal. Newcastle are in a false position in the league given its size, the stadium, the fans...this is a great challenge ahead and I hope that in the next few matches we will rise up the league."

Such a flirt

[QWOP]

I wonder if he will marry me

[Swarlos]

These posts are seriously worrying because I thought I was the only one who wanted to violate his bottom.

[Don Sholeone]

[Aldridge Prior]

These posts are seriously worrying because I thought I was the only one who wanted to violate his bottom.

[Yacob]

So Debuchy must be crying watching this game. He has watched two mistakes from a RB in the games he has watched. Lets hope he will improve things drastically

[Cal]

Regarding Debuchy: (via Chris Ford) Pardew said his stats in medical were better than ANYONE who has done the test!!!

[Colly]

Do you know who else looks good on stats?

Danny Simpson.

[Heisen]

Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

[Blue & Maroon]

Unlucky Mathieu

[bodacious benny]

He'll probably hand in a transfer request before the end of Jan

[Heisen]

He'll probably hand in a transfer request before the end of Jan

Could you blame him if he did

[Cal]

Mathieu #Debuchy et Hervé Renard seront les invités de #LuisAttaque lundi à partir de 16h sur #RMC ! #RMCsport

Debuchy will be interviewed on RMC tomorrow.

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.