Official Deadline Day Thread <ohnoes>

[Yacob]

Curtis Good loaned to Dundee

Good move for him, getting first team football in the SPL is a step up from league two. We may need him next year if Saylor and Colo go.

[Heisen]

Doing a 12 hour shift from 12-12 and I expect thoroughly nothing to have changed by the time I finish <grim>

[steviemac14]

Surely this thread classes as spam. Nothing to see here!

[SHuds25]

Is it deadline day or disappointment day?

[MulticulturalMag]

Is it deadline day or disappointment day?

The latter

[Jaiston]

Deadline day, as I expected zero signings so I wouldn't be disappointed.

[overseasTOON]

Is it deadline day or disappointment day?

According to Sky, it's:

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SUPER

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DUPER

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ARMAGEDDON

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DEADLINE

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DAY

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[Colback's Orange Tufts]

BBC Sport's Ben Smith
Newcastle update:
"Newcastle's bid for Lyon midfielder Clement Grenier has stalled and there is no sign that the clubs are prepared to restart talks. At this stage, no other arrivals are expected at St James' Park before tonight's deadline."

[overseasTOON]

What’s happening in this frantic transfer window? Off now to St James Park! What can you tell us?


Well it’s all going off here. It’s like a frenzy has taken hold of the club as they announced that they have or haven't looked at signing someone and there is a lot of speculation about who that someone might be but some of the someone’s we can eradicate from the potential list are players who have already signed for another club or players that don’t want to move in this window or even players who would like to move but won’t be looked at. It’s literally almost endless the list of somebodies that could be signed here and there are two front runners in terms of conjecture at the moment which the club will not confirm or deny and that means that someone might be on their way. Back to you in the studio!


Thanks. So it’s all go at Newcastle. What about at Cardiff? We go there now…

[I Bleed Black & White]

Curtis Good loaned to Dundee

Good move for him, getting first team football in the SPL is a step up from league two. We may need him next year if Saylor and Colo go.

"May" need him?

He'll be starting alongside Williamson next season.

[Toondes]

Doing a 12 hour shift from 12-12 and I expect thoroughly nothing to have changed by the time I finish <grim>

sad but true.

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It's rather quiet on here, it could only be Transfer Deadline day!

[Daveunited]

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[bodacious benny]

We've clearly managed to sneak Messi into the country unnoticed and he's undergoing a medical as we speak.

That's why Barcelona aren't letting Tello leave on loan, they need him to cover the void left by Messi.

[Over The Line]

Manchester Airport ‏@manairport 4m

@BenCassarGalea Sorry to disappoint but that's not me

[Ibra]

We'd still play hewfball.

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

We've clearly managed to sneak Messi into the country unnoticed and he's undergoing a medical as we speak.

That's why Barcelona aren't letting Tello leave on loan, they need him to cover the void left by Messi.

But we couldn't possibly sneak Shola to Catalunya for the swap deal, he's too conspicuous

[overseasTOON]

We've clearly managed to sneak Messi into the country unnoticed and he's undergoing a medical as we speak.

That's why Barcelona aren't letting Tello leave on loan, they need him to cover the void left by Messi.

Mike: I want to be loved Joe. Get me Messi
Joe: No worries Michael. I know just what to do.
*leaves office chatting into his mobile*
Joe: Ello. Is that Hookers R Us? You got any dirty slags?

[Daveunited]

Bye Fabio and Zaha

[Dr. Bishop]

We've clearly managed to sneak Messi into the country unnoticed and he's undergoing a medical as we speak.

That's why Barcelona aren't letting Tello leave on loan, they need him to cover the void left by Messi.

Mike: I want to be loved Joe. Get me Messi
Joe: No worries Michael. I know just what to do.
*leaves office chatting into his mobile*
Joe: Ello. Is that Holystone...? You got any dirty slags?

Fixed.