Relegation special #3 BHA v NUFC

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Hayden being expected to attack from midfield again. Just f*** off.
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Where the f*** is our defence. Should be 1 nil down!
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Shelvey just needs to f***ing go away. Lazy cronut.
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So much space for them ffs.
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No coherence to our pressing whatsoever.
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Playing the no pressing tactics, just inviting pressure. f***ing nice one Bruce you t***. This is awful. It doesn't work. f*** off Bruce.
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Stream?
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originallad wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 8:07 pm Playing the no pressing tactics, just inviting pressure. f***ing nice one Bruce you t***. This is awful. It doesn't work. f*** off Bruce.
It's one at a time pressing. Just leaving gaps all over the place.
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They look so at ease with the ball and we look the opposite.
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So our “plan” looks to be - give it long to Joelinton and hope he manages to control it and find a pass (which he rarely does).
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We've had years of disinvestment and progressively worse teams where we've had to manage expectations accordingly, but I don't think we've ever been at the point where we'd turn up to Brighton without even playing a striker and hoping to reach 30% possession. Carver was worse but at least he was just inept, this is carefully organised s****.
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I have never seen us look so bad. We look scared to have the ball and completely out of ideas whenever we get it. We look lazy and unfit. We look shaky defensively. We are completely out of sync in everything we do.
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ALF wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 8:18 pm I have never seen us look so bad. We look scared to have the ball and completely out of ideas whenever we get it. We look lazy and unfit. We look shaky defensively. We are completely out of sync in everything we do.
Was just thinking this. Truly awful.
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If the plan was to just lump it f***ing forward then he should have started Carroll.
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There is no way we will be able to carry on like this for another 60 mins without conceding. Do something Bruce ffs.
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We are absolutely horrendous, offering nothing
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We've had some abysmal performances this season but this is up there with the worst.
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27% possession and not a shot.
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I wish dummet would show some composure and try and find a pass instead of aimlessly hogging up field to No one. Fraser has literally been invisible too. Weak as piss down our left
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We've barely strung 3 passes together.
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