Footballers cars. OMG

[overseasTOON]

I reckon Stephen Ireland likes this interior:

[Southern fairy]

They obviously have more money than sense. These days especially, they'll have stopped education all together at 16, if they hadn't already. It is essentially like giving a teenager millions of pounds and saying "do your worst, son." No wonder they have no class, you can't buy it.

Also evident when they score a goal and are required to string a sentence together for the media afterwards. Embarassing to listen to sometimes

[overseasTOON]

They obviously have more money than sense. These days especially, they'll have stopped education all together at 16, if they hadn't already. It is essentially like giving a teenager millions of pounds and saying "do your worst, son." No wonder they have no class, you can't buy it.

Also evident when they score a goal and are required to string a sentence together for the media afterwards. Embarassing to listen to sometimes

Pardew and his "We's was..." irritated the hell out of me.

[Devlin]

I think Dave Kitson forgot he'd bought a £250k house in Dubai.

Dubai is a wonderful city. I would also like to buy a house there and fly back as often as possible. But I was in the city only once, and then to work. However, it still managed to entertain me. I was even able to rent a sports car in Dubai http://cargetsrent.com/en/p5_rates_rent/t4_sport_cars The company pays for everything, so I'm not being modest. It was very difficult to combine work and leisure, as the city has many interesting places!

[Ol' Dirty Bas Dost]

I expect Charleston, South Carolina was a nice place to visit in the 1800s too, provided you weren't a slave.

[Devlin]

I expect Charleston, South Carolina was a nice place to visit in the 1800s too, provided you weren't a slave.

[Micky Quim]

Rectum marshmallow catastrophe