Chancel Mbemba officially signs for Newcastle Utd

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There's apparently a work permit issue because Dr Congo aren't in the top 50 ranked nations. New fa rules or something.
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CIH wrote:There's apparently a work permit issue because Dr Congo aren't in the top 50 ranked nations. New fa rules or something.
So any EU slacker earning no money can turn up, yet there's an issue over someone who'll be earning about £40k a week <laugh>
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So is he ever going to be announced then?
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Bodacious Benny wrote:
CIH wrote:There's apparently a work permit issue because Dr Congo aren't in the top 50 ranked nations. New fa rules or something.
So any EU slacker earning no money can turn up, yet there's an issue over someone who'll be earning about £40k a week <laugh>
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Fast! Meh, he's got nothing on Willo.

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Not only is he as fast as f***, he's a fantastic header of a ball. <awe>

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Then I saw his face, Chancel Mbemba
Didn't know his date, of birth when he signed.
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Don't give up your day job.
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Over The Line wrote:Then I saw his face, Chancel Mbemba
Didn't know his date, of birth when he signed.
I'm in love, I'm a believer.
Chancel Mbemba's 35
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Toondes wrote:Don't give up your day job.

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Beatski wrote:So is he ever going to be announced then?
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Over The Line wrote:
Toondes wrote:Don't give up your day job.

<laugh> I wish I made it up. Stolen from Twitter.
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Reminds me of Janmaat last year. We all know he's signed, but club taking forever to announce it.
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505 wrote:Reminds me of Janmaat last year. We all know he's signed, but club taking forever to announce it.
Waiting for work permit clearance everything else done and dusted should be done on Monday.
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Officially done, waiting on work permit decision, which will be on Thursday <divax>
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Impressive that the club have come out and talked publicly about it.
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The FA advised the Club they were not able to convene a Panel any sooner.
Wonder if it would take 6 days if it were Chelsea or Liverpool.
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What the f*** are the FA doing that means it takes 8 days for them to "convene a panel"?
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What's the likelihood of his work permit being rejected? I don't recall any instances of that happening in the past few years.
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