Who should replace Cardew as Newcastle Utd head coach?

Which of these head coaches would you prefer?

Shola Ameobi
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26%
John Carver
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No votes
Steve McClaren
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10%
Patrick Vieira
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65%
 
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Bodacious Benny wrote:
Jaiston wrote:Didn't win anything at Cannes or Milan. Not a born winner.
And the award for most stupid comment on here is won <applause>

Assuming your not fishing, I'd say 3 Premier League titles, 5 FA cups, 4 community shields, 4 Serie A titles (with 2 different clubs), 2 Italian Cups, a World Cup, a European Championship winner, confederations cup winner and too many individual accolades to count clearly make the man a born winner, especially considering that he captained sides to many of those honours.

But to give you credit, he didn't win anything in the 5 appearances he made for Milan...
I was definitely joking. Thought it would be obvious.

Also I doubt much can beat TJR's bizarre comment about preferring Carver to McClaren.
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Knowing about the discontent at the fans, at some point Charnley and Carr should ask themselves "who would please the fans"... and one of them obviously say "McClaren". This guy deserve a shovel between the eyes.
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Jaiston wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:
And the award for most stupid comment on here is won <applause>

Assuming your not fishing, I'd say 3 Premier League titles, 5 FA cups, 4 community shields, 4 Serie A titles (with 2 different clubs), 2 Italian Cups, a World Cup, a European Championship winner, confederations cup winner and too many individual accolades to count clearly make the man a born winner, especially considering that he captained sides to many of those honours.

But to give you credit, he didn't win anything in the 5 appearances he made for Milan...
I was definitely joking. Thought it would be obvious.

Also I doubt much can beat TJR's bizarre comment about preferring Carver to McClaren.
In that case I apologise - I thought you were being serious!
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"Hi, John? It's Lee. Listen we've decided we're not going to keep you on, as you are f*cking useless. Are Steve and Andy there? Can you pass the phone on to them?"

In a perfect world <laugh>
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Southern fairy wrote:"Hi, John? It's Lee. Listen we've decided we're not going to keep you on, as you are f*cking useless. Are Steve and Andy there? Can you pass the phone on to them?"

In a perfect world <laugh>
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I would have been pleased with Nigel Adkins, who just got the job at Sheffield Utd, for example.
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Matthieu wrote:I would have been pleased with Nigel Adkins, who just got the job at Sheffield Utd, for example.
If you would be pleased with Adkins, then I guess you are over the moon with McClaren
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Yacob wrote:
Matthieu wrote:I would have been pleased with Nigel Adkins, who just got the job at Sheffield Utd, for example.
If you would be pleased with Adkins, then I guess you are over the moon with McClaren
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[tweet][/tweet]

He is just waiting for us to offer him the job <divax>.
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Johnny from the block wrote:Knowing about the discontent at the fans, at some point Charnley and Carr should ask themselves "who would please the fans"... and one of them obviously say "McClaren". This guy deserve a shovel between the eyes.
I don't know if "please the fans" has been said by NUFC staff in a very long time.
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I'm over Colo wrote:
Johnny from the block wrote:Knowing about the discontent at the fans, at some point Charnley and Carr should ask themselves "who would please the fans"... and one of them obviously say "McClaren". This guy deserve a shovel between the eyes.
I don't know if "please the fans" has been said by NUFC staff in a very long time.
But I like the shovel between the eyes!
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Toondes wrote:
I'm over Colo wrote: I don't know if "please the fans" has been said by NUFC staff in a very long time.
But I like the shovel between the eyes!
Oh, no doubt whoever is pushing for Shteve deserves that <urgh>
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MIFUNE wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

He is just waiting for us to offer him the job <divax>.
Why's he tweeting in English to AC Milan and their fans?
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TB12 wrote:
MIFUNE wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

He is just waiting for us to offer him the job <divax>.
Why's he tweeting in English to AC Milan and their fans?
He posted the same message in English, Spanish and Italian.
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Goat wrote:
TB12 wrote:
Why's he tweeting in English to AC Milan and their fans?
He posted the same message in English, Spanish and Italian.
This. F1 drivers commonly do this I.e. Alonso and Rosberg always tweet the same thing in different languages.
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As do Jonas and Sissoko sometimes.
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We are now a club that is a less attractive proposition to manage than Crystal Palace, Derby and Man City's u21 team <erm>.
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MIFUNE wrote:We are now a club that is a less attractive proposition to manage than Crystal Palace, Derby and Man City's u21 team <erm>.
Progress <awe>
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MIFUNE wrote:We are now a club that is a less attractive proposition to manage than Crystal Palace, Derby and Man City's u21 team <erm>.
And that is in no way whatsoever surprising.
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