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We're heading down for this one. If anyone's been before and knows appropriate pubs where our horde will gather I'd appreciate the guidance. Cheers,
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There are plenty of pubs around the stadium that are ok for away fans, one is directly outside the ground called the Brickmakers arms
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The Brickmaker's Arms turned out to be an excellent call. Great atmosphere: we were there before and after the game. The toilets, however, were utterly rank.
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Diggerman wrote:The Brickmaker's Arms turned out to be an excellent call. Great atmosphere: we were there before and after the game. The toilets, however, were utterly rank.
I once went into some lovely pub toilets that had a sign on the wall saying "Please leave these toilets as you'd expect to find them." Not one to be rude, I broke the toilet seats, smashed the locks off the doors, pissed allover the floor and smeared s*** up the walls <gent>.
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We'd been walking for a while so I was pleased to get there. At 11.45 the cubicle had no lock. By 2.30, the gutter urinal had completely flooded over the floor, there was s*** plastered over both bogs and a neanderthal was hosing down the corner because 'it made no difference'. I'm surprised the genial old boy who presumably had to clean the place was still smiling post match.

The bogs in the ground were strange. Really small and very cramped with no room to shuffle or snort. I imagined disaster, crushing, mass compression of flesh and bone. But we escaped.

Other than the facilities, Hull was a splendid place. Newlands Avenue like a less arsey Jesmond or Chillingham Road with a few more bars.
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Diggerman wrote:We'd been walking for a while so I was pleased to get there. At 11.45 the cubicle had no lock. By 2.30, the gutter urinal had completely flooded over the floor, there was s*** plastered over both bogs and a neanderthal was hosing down the corner because 'it made no difference'. I'm surprised the genial old boy who presumably had to clean the place was still smiling post match.

The bogs in the ground were strange. Really small and very cramped with no room to shuffle or snort. I imagined disaster, crushing, mass compression of flesh and bone. But we escaped.

Other than the facilities, Hull was a splendid place. Newlands Avenue like a less arsey Jesmond or Chillingham Road with a few more bars.
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I was drinking in Hull Old Town after the game and there were a fair few Newcastle fans hanging around there. It's usually empty whenever I've been but it was absolutely packed with Geordies. Damn you all <fist> <roll>
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Diggerman wrote:The toilets, however, were utterly rank.
Had Micky Quim been in there?
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Bodacious Benny wrote:
Diggerman wrote:The toilets, however, were utterly rank.
Had Micky Quim been in there?
Micky Quim doesn't use toilets.
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Had Micky Quim been in there?
Micky Quim doesn't use toilets.
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biggeordiedave wrote:
Diggerman wrote:The Brickmaker's Arms turned out to be an excellent call. Great atmosphere: we were there before and after the game. The toilets, however, were utterly rank.
I once went into some lovely pub toilets that had a sign on the wall saying "Please leave these toilets as you'd expect to find them." Not one to be rude, I broke the toilet seats, smashed the locks off the doors, pissed allover the floor and smeared s*** up the walls <gent>.
My mate used to own a bar in France. It sounds great but when you consider his bar was in the middle of butt f*** and bat s*** mental France (remote Brittany for those who want to visit) it had it's downsides.

The old bar owner ran it as a brothel/bar/bistro and if you liked crusty fanny, rancid wine and crusty fanny for mains then you'd have loved the place. Needless to say he inherited some utter scum as his customers.

He was determined to clean the place out of its bad reputation and customer base so they renamed it, themed it and ran it as an Anglo-French B&B/Bar which did bring in new clientele but alas the old locals kept finding their way in and I recall the horror as one of the scummy bastards walked in, went to the inside toilet (recently built by my mate because the outside ditch the old boys liked to use stank) had a s*** in it, wiped his arse with his hand and then walked to the bar and wiped it on the stools and bar serving area, beer pumps and then sat on his own s*** covered stool and asked for a small red wine.
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<grim>. That's pretty awful. Did your mate make the s***ty punter leave wearing the s***ty barstool as a necklace? Or better still, as a permanent seat for him?
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biggeordiedave wrote:<grim>. That's pretty awful. Did your mate make the s***ty punter leave wearing the s***ty barstool as a necklace? Or better still, as a permanent seat for him?
They were still after every centime going at that point as he'd sunk his life savings into the place so he served the guy, asked him to sit in the garden and then cleaned everything up.

He ran the place for 9 years and finally couldn't take it anymore so he sold it for less than 15,000 Euros and became a night watchmen for a security firm.
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overseasTOON wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:<grim>. That's pretty awful. Did your mate make the s***ty punter leave wearing the s***ty barstool as a necklace? Or better still, as a permanent seat for him?
They were still after every centime going at that point as he'd sunk his life savings into the place so he served the guy, asked him to sit in the garden and then cleaned everything up.

He ran the place for 9 years and finally couldn't take it anymore so he sold it for less than 15,000 Euros and became a night watchmen for a security firm.
Nine years of that <erk>.

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Now, we're heading down for this match again. The difference is that the kick off is 12.45. Do you think there'll still be a gathering in the Brickmaker's Arms pre-match?
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Diggerman wrote:Now, we're heading down for this match again. The difference is that the kick off is 12.45. Do you think there'll still be a gathering in the Brickmaker's Arms pre-match?
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Off to this again. Shame there's no Pardew shenanigans for entertainment this time.
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Get in.Toilets more reasonable this year but that's the early kick off. Great result.
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