Morecambe 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd - 28/08/2013

[sholas fan club]

Is this the first time we've ever seen Shola and HBA up front together? It might work surprisingly well (through blind luck, not great foresight by Pardew)

[Aldridge Prior]

Need a s***, got a massive turtle head but I don't want to miss anything.

There really isn't much chance of you missing anything.

[Captain Obvious]

Need a s***, got a massive turtle head but I don't want to miss anything.

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[Jaiston]

I'm an optimist

[Toondes]

Need a s***, got a massive turtle head but I don't want to miss anything.

Take laptop to shithouse or press pause on TV

[Aldridge Prior]

My stream is going s***

[Jaiston]

Why do we persist with such awful set pieces. Pardew has learnt nothing the past 2 and a bit years.

[bodacious benny]

I hope someone scores, can't be arsed watching half an hour of extra time...

[Toondes]

Why do we persist with such awful set pieces. Pardew has learnt nothing the past 2 and a bit years.

Thought you were touching cloth?

[cbrad NUFC]

My stream is going s***

No that's the football.

[Jaiston]

Why do we persist with such awful set pieces. Pardew has learnt nothing the past 2 and a bit years.

Thought you were touching cloth?

I am I've learned to hold it in for long periods over the weekend

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This game is crying out for a Sammeobi screamer-winner.

[sholas fan club]

On the plus side we haven't conceded for 180 minutes

Does that paper over the horrendous gaping absence of attacking threat??

[Micky Quim]

Thought you were touching cloth?

I am I've learned to hold it in for long periods over the weekend

Just let it go man

[Jaiston]

Has HBA touched the ball yet?

[bodacious benny]

On the plus side we haven't conceded for 180 minutes

Does that paper over the horrendous gaping absence of attacking threat??

Against one of the worst away sides in the PL and League 2 Morcombe....thou shall not pass

[beatski]

just got in, how've we been?

[Aldridge Prior]

Almost a decent move that...

[Seagull]

just got in, how've we been?

s***.

[Jaiston]

just got in, how've we been?

Fantastic, completely dominant and should have been 3-0 up by now. Sammy has been by far our best player.