Morecambe 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd - 28/08/2013

[Little Lion Man]

f*** off Marv you cronut.

[Aldridge Prior]

Marv

[Swarlos]

Marv man

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what the f***ing f***ing f*** was that?

[Le Quiff]

Marveaux missing a relatively easy chance.. well we aren't going to be breaking any goalscoring records this season i can assure you that.

[sholas fan club]

Marv

[Jaiston]

Elliot stop wasting time you t**.

Do we practice shooting in training?

[Remember Colo]

The team are never going to surprise us are they? Top to bottom at the club, right now everyone is useless.

[Aldridge Prior]

Marveaux missing a relatively easy chance.. well we aren't going to be breaking any goalscoring records this season i can assure you that.

Least goals scored in a season?

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Morecombe FC Facts

It plays its football in League Two, the fourth tier of English football, having been promoted in 2007 for the first time in their history to the Football League.

[Yacob]

Elliot stop wasting time you t**.

Do we practice shooting in training?

Do we train?

[Aldridge Prior]

Sammy

[sholas fan club]

That guy in the crowd summed it up perfectly

[Jaiston]

Elliot stop wasting time you t**.

Do we practice shooting in training?

Do we train?

Pardews new tactic to stop injuries. Just a shame our players pull a muscle standing up to go to the toilet.

[biggeordiedave]

First PL side not to have 10 goals by Christmas.

[Aldridge Prior]

That guy in the crowd summed it up perfectly

"Yer fuckin s****!"

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Morecombe FC Facts

The Shrimps mascot is Christie the cat.

[Jaiston]

Well done Good. Awful from Bigi.

[Ramone]

Good has been class.

[Henry Hoover]

WHERE DID WE GET OUR PLAYERS FROM?! THE TOILET STORE?!