Crooks with another sensational team of the week

[overseasTOON]

This. If I was paid by the BBC to watch football, thats what I'd do. If I had a weekly column where I have to pick my team of the week every week, I would not base my column on the MOTD highlights. It's lazy, sloppy and a waste of money.

The BBC's tagline for the last 35 years.

Lazy, Sloppy, A Waste of Money. This is the BBC.

Sounds like a Liverpool fan passing comment on Carroll

[Holystone...]

Does he just try and find a player from every position that's scored a goal that weekend and throw them into some form of an XI?

Probably not even that.

[asbo]

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[Minty Fresh]

Only 4 goalscorers?

[Yacob]

Anichebe and Carroll

[Tomski]

[youtube]HDyyU6H81X0[/youtube]

[Holystone...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22147455

Rooney in midfield??

[Amnesiac]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22147455

Rooney in midfield??

He's played there a couple of times recently for Man U...

[ALF]

Rooney in midfield??

He's played there a couple of times recently for Man U...

He's been playing there as much as he has up front this season

[Ramone]

[youtube]HDyyU6H81X0[/youtube]

Mr Blobby I love how awkward Crooks is, constantly looking back and forth between the camera and the nightmare inducing monstrosity he's somehow been wrangled into appearing with on national TV.

[Amnesiac]

He's played there a couple of times recently for Man U...

He's been playing there as much as he has up front this season

Christ, I only thought it was a few times this season

[Smudger]

Another solid effort.

[krully]

[youtube]HDyyU6H81X0[/youtube]

Mr Blobby I love how awkward Crooks is, constantly looking back and forth between the camera and the nightmare inducing monstrosity he's somehow been wrangled into appearing with on national TV.

ive never seen this! is it a massive pisstake of a childrens show?! its quality!

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

Every team he picks, the midfield just wouldn't work

[Heisen]

In his comments about Elliot, he says: "Newcastle's Premier League fate is now out of their own hands"

No it isn't you gigantic turd. Honestly does he do even the smallest bit of research before writing this s***?

[PepperJack]

[youtube]zBYpzPZzrqA[/youtube]

Still one of the best vids on youtube

[cabluigi]

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[Smudger]

! That is f***ing masterful.


3-2-5

[Smudger]

3 defenders, 1 centre mid and 6 attackers. Why bother with a goalkeeper, I'm sure someone else scored this week?

[ALF]

3-2-5 with Lampard and Mata as CM's