The Message of Hate Thread

[Acid Hippo]

When you hold the door open for someone and they don't thank or acknowledge you

I hate it when you move out of the way for someone with a pushchair or something and they don't acknowledge it, or they take up the whole f***ing path and just EXPECT you to move. f*** you It's not your God-given RIGHT to hog up all the pavement just because you've got a freaking child!

[Kifalo]

When you hold the door open for someone and they don't thank or acknowledge you

f***ing arabs do this all the time, so now i just make sure i only open the door enough to let me past even if they are right behind me.

cronuts

[cbrad NUFC]

When you hold the door open for someone and they don't thank or acknowledge you

Got to say hate it when that happens, manners cost nothing.

[Al-Calo]

Tesco Direct. Housemates have decided we need another fridge freezer, this one claims to have free standard delivery, but when you get to checkout there's no option for that, only £19 named day delivery.

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

Tesco Direct. Housemates have decided we need another fridge freezer, this one claims to have free standard delivery, but when you get to checkout there's no option for that, only £19 named day delivery.

Was it also made of horse?

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

I hate it when the 'ebar' turns into people moaning about what language usage they hate. It should go here

[beatski]

When you hold the door open for someone and they don't thank or acknowledge you

I hate it when you move out of the way for someone with a pushchair or something and they don't acknowledge it, or they take up the whole f****** path and just EXPECT you to move. f*** you It's not your God-given RIGHT to hog up all the pavement just because you've got a freaking child!

I have dubbed those pushchairs "battering prams"

[overseasTOON]

Google!



Set up a new part of Google Analytic's to monitor some new revenue products.

First report comes through today with the figures.

Underneath the figures it states that 'These figures are inaccurate.'

Underneath that there is a link with the text 'How inaccurate are these figures?'

Select that and it tells you to the nearest pence how inaccurate they are.



If you know it's inaccurate, with an inaccuracy to the nearest one pence, then why not display the right f***ing figure in the first place!!!!!!!!

AAAAAARRGGGHH!

[tomtom94]

Google!



Set up a new part of Google Analytic's to monitor some new revenue products.

First report comes through today with the figures.

Underneath the figures it states that 'These figures are inaccurate.'

Underneath that there is a link with the text 'How inaccurate are these figures?'

Select that and it tells you to the nearest pence how inaccurate they are.



If you know it's inaccurate, with an inaccuracy to the nearest one pence, then why not display the right f****** figure in the first place!!!!!!!!

AAAAAARRGGGHH!

From the makers of Alien vs Predator comes...

OT vs Google
Starring Hugh Jackman as OT
and OT as Bill Gates

[Al-Calo]

Google!



Set up a new part of Google Analytic's to monitor some new revenue products.

First report comes through today with the figures.

Underneath the figures it states that 'These figures are inaccurate.'

Underneath that there is a link with the text 'How inaccurate are these figures?'

Select that and it tells you to the nearest pence how inaccurate they are.



If you know it's inaccurate, with an inaccuracy to the nearest one pence, then why not display the right f****** figure in the first place!!!!!!!!

AAAAAARRGGGHH!

From the makers of Alien vs Predator comes...

OT vs Google
Starring Hugh Jackman as OT
and OT as Bill Gates

What's Bill Gates doing in here? Is he funding OT's war against over overlords?

[Pardew's Legendary Specs]

i think he's got a little confused

[TheLittleGeordie]

Let's be honest, It's not as if a film that good could be spoiled by a nonsensical plot

[tomtom94]

I have no idea who the founder of Google is. But because Bill Gates is founder of Windows it makes sense for him to be there right?

[Pardew's Legendary Specs]

I have no idea who the founder of Google is. But because Bill Gates is founder of Windows it makes sense for him to be there right?

yes, yes it does

[Al-Calo]

I have no idea who the founder of Google is. But because Bill Gates is founder of Windows it makes sense for him to be there right?

Yeah, well...

[Duke]

[The deluded fanny magnet]

New hate.

I woke up this morning about 4am needing to go to the bog. When i got there, 4 secs later, i realised i was going to puke. I also realised that the world was going to fall out of my arse.

Always a dilemma, puke or shyte first. Shyte won and i put the bin in front of me for the puke, and the world did fall out of my bottom. Liquid world at that.

Dizziness, puking and trotting continued for the next 13 hours, suddenly the household thought it best they leave me alone, twats, and i cant get that johnny cash song 'ring of fire' out of my head.

So now as i gaze out alone from my damp sweaty bed at the stars and the darkened garden i have time to reflect the past 13 hours and come to the conclusion that probably the smallest little gut virus is the thing that i hate the most and if i could catch it i would boil the ****** alive.

ps where do all those carrots come from? and i could eat a horse!!

[cbrad NUFC]

I know he's probably already been mentioned on here before but I do hate Piers Morgan.

[tomtom94]

not being able to tell the girl you love that you love her

[skalpel]

not being able to tell the girl you love that you love her

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