Good luckThe Rock Lobster wrote:A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully me social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroomdoakes wrote:Topman
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The Rock Lobster wrote:A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully my social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroomdoakes wrote:Topman
Not sure i could stand seeing the hideous amount of d******** you'll see working there.
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Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
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5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
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skalpel wrote:The Rock Lobster wrote:
A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully my social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroomI always used to request stockroom jobs. Except one time when I worked in a joke shop, and then I was eventually forced into the stockroom job when I shot a flying monkey into a customer's face.
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'Tis the one.5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
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Shock and mild anger, then they left the shop. The boss wasn't too happy <grim>. I worked in an M&S once though and had such a good rep with the supervisors that when I twice slammed a trolley of breadbuns into a guy's back, they didn't believe him when he complained. I'd been filling a bottom shelf with stock and he had repeatedly ran over my legs with his trailing suitcase thing, which was heavy as hell, then told me to get off the floor if I didn't want him doing it some more. Arsehole.The Rock Lobster wrote:skalpel wrote:
I always used to request stockroom jobs. Except one time when I worked in a joke shop, and then I was eventually forced into the stockroom job when I shot a flying monkey into a customer's face.
what was the customers reaction?
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I'm going to spy on youThe Rock Lobster wrote:'Tis the one.5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?
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Fantasticskalpel wrote:Shock and mild anger, then they left the shop. The boss wasn't too happy <grim>. I worked in an M&S once though and had such a good rep with the supervisors that when I twice slammed a trolley of breadbuns into a guy's back, they didn't believe him when he complained. I'd been filling a bottom shelf with stock and he had repeatedly ran over my legs with his trailing suitcase thing, which was heavy as hell, then told me to get off the floor if I didn't want him doing it some more. Arsehole.The Rock Lobster wrote:
what was the customers reaction?
Good luck for the interview by the way.
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Was in there today, not going to lie some of the female staff in there <benny> <perv>The Rock Lobster wrote:Thanks
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