Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
4
11%
Remove it.
0
No votes
Shoot it.
4
11%
Fill with booze.
17
46%
Turn into modern art.
4
11%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
8
22%
 
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The Rock Lobster wrote:
doakes wrote:Topman <erk>

Not sure i could stand seeing the hideous amount of d******** you'll see working there.
A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully me social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroom <diva>
Good luck <awe>
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Thanks <awe>
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Someone place a silly bet on some sport they know nothing about <awe>
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The Rock Lobster wrote:
doakes wrote:Topman <erk>

Not sure i could stand seeing the hideous amount of d******** you'll see working there.
A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully my social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroom <diva>
<awe> I always used to request stockroom jobs. Except one time when I worked in a joke shop, and then I was eventually forced into the stockroom job when I shot a flying monkey into a customer's face.
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The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?




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5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?




<perv>
<laugh>
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skalpel wrote:
The Rock Lobster wrote:
A job is a job. I'd work anywhere I can get an interview, one of my friends works there so put in a good word for me. Hopefully my social awkwardness is seen as a positive trait for conversing with members of the public. Or they can shove me in the stockroom <diva>
<awe> I always used to request stockroom jobs. Except one time when I worked in a joke shop, and then I was eventually forced into the stockroom job when I shot a flying monkey into a customer's face.
<laugh> what was the customers reaction?
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5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
The Rock Lobster wrote:Got an interview for Topman tomorrow. Reckon I should tell them I bleed black and white?
Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?




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The Rock Lobster wrote:
skalpel wrote:
<awe> I always used to request stockroom jobs. Except one time when I worked in a joke shop, and then I was eventually forced into the stockroom job when I shot a flying monkey into a customer's face.
<laugh> what was the customers reaction?
Shock and mild anger, then they left the shop. The boss wasn't too happy <grim>. I worked in an M&S once though and had such a good rep with the supervisors that when I twice slammed a trolley of breadbuns into a guy's back, they didn't believe him when he complained. I'd been filling a bottom shelf with stock and he had repeatedly ran over my legs with his trailing suitcase thing, which was heavy as hell, then told me to get off the floor if I didn't want him doing it some more. Arsehole.

Good luck for the interview by the way <gent>.
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<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

Cheers. Good night men <gent>
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The Rock Lobster wrote:
5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
Is this the Topman in Eldon Square?




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The Rock Lobster wrote:<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

Cheers. Good night men <gent>
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5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:
The Rock Lobster wrote:
'Tis the one.
I'm going to spy on you <divax>




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<laugh>
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Magnifique Georges wrote:Image

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Mornring people. whats fresh?
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skalpel wrote:
The Rock Lobster wrote:
<laugh> what was the customers reaction?
Shock and mild anger, then they left the shop. The boss wasn't too happy <grim>. I worked in an M&S once though and had such a good rep with the supervisors that when I twice slammed a trolley of breadbuns into a guy's back, they didn't believe him when he complained. I'd been filling a bottom shelf with stock and he had repeatedly ran over my legs with his trailing suitcase thing, which was heavy as hell, then told me to get off the floor if I didn't want him doing it some more. Arsehole.

Good luck for the interview by the way <gent>.
Fantastic <laugh>

I need a job <grim>
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The Rock Lobster wrote:Thanks <awe>
Was in there today, not going to lie some of the female staff in there <benny> <perv>
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Kifalo wrote:Mornring people. whats fresh?
Nothing really, I'm still single and lonely
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