not that we expect the Almiron deal to be done - but he basically uses his left foot only... will get worked out too quickly....

that left foot would need to come up with 8-10 goals & 15-20 assists for 100k a week salary....

I read that Balotelli was also rumoured to us... surely not?

look at his smirks when he speaks - he's trolling and loves it.... fkn cronut

Put something astronomical on him (lascelles) 50-60 mill.... tell the other clubs to back the fk off!!!!

His leadership is invaluable to us !

Merino to become a beast next season (1 can dream :P)

Not us

Newcastle 1-0

Shelvey 87th minute

hopefully a last minute deal for Torres and it may not be all doom & gloom this January.

does the Colback deal have a option to buy? please say yes.

Slimani - No pressure mate - score as many as you can

2-0 Burnley = (Lennon) - we'll make him look like the buy of January....

Darlow made some good saves but can he command the box? Get fn angry man!!! Put fear into morata and co.

Mbemba looks lost....

0-1 away win - Shelvey

Brighton 1-0 - krul to have a clean sheet to frustrate us

Newcastle 2-1 = Joselu double

1-0 loss - bony

do our reserves/youth look better than previous years? hopefully thats a positive

West ham 3-1

Carroll

Why doesn't he give the players who he wants out a run? Tell them that it's their shop window chance, it's not like they are going to purposely play s*** if their trying to show their value to prospective buyers.

Gayle surely has to come off the bench next game, very ineffective- Perez shouldnt start period....

Huddersfields pressure won that game - our pressure was non existent.

No alarm bells yet, but the warning sign has come on... this could get ugly really quickly

Newcastle 1-0 - Joselu

I'm still trying to fathom what benefit he would get for stepping on Alli..... if you want to hurt him, hurt him on the scoreboard you fkn ****!!!!